Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Dane Cook Was Right



I want to begin by saying that I have never been a fan of Dane Cook and I have never seen a show or film starring Vanessa Hudgens. I am not a fan of either person.

Recently, Dane Cook may have said the most hilarious comment of his comedy career.

Vanessa Hudgens is the star of the High School Musical films. Before making High School Musical 3, she was caught having taken some nude photos that were made public. I do not know how these photos were made public, but it was very humiliating for her.

Disney had decided to keep her as one of the stars of High School Musical 3. This was controversial because Disney stars usually only become controversial after leaving Disney. The fact that they kept Hudgens in High School Musical 3 was their way of giving her a second chance.

Key words- second chance. Celebrities make mistakes in their lives. Sometimes their mistakes can be very controversial. In the case of Vanessa Hudgens, she made the same mistake twice.

Recently, another group of nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens had surfaced. It appears that she has not learned her lesson.

At the recent Teen Choice Awards, Dane Cook decided to make a joke of this.

He asked where she was in the audience. She waved. Then he said,

“Girl, you got to keep your clothes on!”

I’m taking sides in this situation. I say that Dane Cook was right. It would be one thing if this was the first time that nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens came out, but she is a repeat offender. She did not learn from her original mistake and made the same exact one.

To make a mistake is human. To make the same mistake twice is stupid. I will be clear when I say this. Vanessa Hudgens is a moron. I don’t think that I called anyone else a name on my blog since I started it in 2004. I predicted (correctly) that Pamela Anderson would get a divorce. I gave Albert Haynesworth the nickname “Dr. Evil”, but that is a nickname for him receiving a contract to receive $100 Million over seven years. To understand that reference, see the Austin Powers movies. My nickname for Albert Haynesworth is a compliment because he is worth having the Redskins pay him so much money. But I am insulting Vanessa Hudgens because I do believe that she is an moron for repeating her mistakes.

Let’s look at other celebrities who messed up and imagine if they did it twice.

1. Paul Reubens (no relation to me) who played Pee-Wee Herman. He was arrested for doing something indecent in a movie theater. Imagine if he was caught doing the same thing in a movie theater a year later.

2. Hugh Grant was arrested for being with a prostitute. Imagine if he was caught with another prostitute a year later.

3. Former Senator Larry Craig was arrested for the foot-tapping situation in a public bathroom. Imagine if he was arrested in another public bathroom for the same thing.

Vanessa Hudgens is a repeat offender, so she deserved to be called out for her actions. She’s a Disney star and the Disney company took a chance keeping her in High School Musical 3. I think that it’s time that she leaves the child movies and television programs. It is time for her to do work that is considered more adult (I do not mean porn).

I’m going to point out the real reason why someone could be offended by this. Dane Cook was implying that Vanessa Hudgens was a dirty girl. To imply that a girl is less angelic is to imply that she is slutty. The fact that the girl sent out nude photos of herself is an indication that she is not as innocent as her High School Musical character.

Vanessa Hudgens deserved this because she did not learn the last time she messed up. In a way, Dane Cook making fun of her may actually get her to be more responsible. I have a feeling that she won’t be taking nude photos of herself again. Had Dane Cook said the same comment to Vanessa Hudgens a year ago, she may have avoided taking a second group of nude photos. Maybe he prevented her from taking nude pictures a third time.

One more important note. Young people need to learn the lesson that they should not use their cell phones to take nude photos because the photos can become public in the future. I hope that kids at the Teen Choice Awards can learn from this and not do what Hudgens did. If anything, Dane Cook has taught young people what not to do.

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